I'd missed the first couple of rounds of the club's teams championship, but I was back in place last night playing with Malcolm. He had only just arrived back from spending the vacation at Penguin World, also known as Antartica - I can recount his entire experience now as he was forced to tell the story at every table.
It was a frustrating evening with a really quiet set of hands - loads of boring games, no biddable slams and few competitive auctions.
In the end we finished in the middle of the field. We were undone by bidding a couple of games that did not make, and a couple of actions from Malcolm that did not work out. This was one hand where aggression did not pay:
| West | North | East | South |
| Paul | Diana | Malcolm | Margaret |
| | p | p | p |
| 1♠ | 2♥ | X | 3♥ |
| 4♠ | p | p | p |
|
I was surprised to see three green pass cards on the table when I held a distributional eleven count, but was happy to make the first bid. Then everyone got involved and I closed the auction hoping that Malcolm had working values.
The second surprise was Diana's lead of the
♦4. Although this was probably a singleton it does not affect the play. With two heart losers I needed to play the trumps for a single loser. This really requires a 3-2 break with Margaret (South) holding
♠Hx, and Diana to misguess the entry to Margaret's hand if there is a ruff available.
The singleton lead increases the chances of a favourable spade lie, so I won the lead in dummy and led the
♠10. This ran to Diana's
♠K and she switched smoothly to a small heart to Margaret's king. I expected Margaret to give a diamond ruff, but holding only a doubleton herself there was clearly not one available, so sensibly she tried to cash the
♣A. My hope for the contract rose but was shortlived as the
♠Q did not fall under the ace and I went one down.
At the other table Ros made 9 tricks in 3
♠ to win them 6 IMPs. Presumably she just safety played the hand, playing spades from the top, to prevent any potential diamond ruff.